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>  HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

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>          Wine her,

>          Dine her,

>          Call her,

>          Hug her,

>          Hold her,

>          Surprise her,

>          Compliment her,

>          Smile at her,

>          Laugh with her,

>          Cry with her,

>          Cuddle with her,

>          Shop with her,

>          Give her jewelry,

>          Buy her flowers,

>          Hold her hand,

>          Write love letters to her,

>          Go to the end of the earth and back again

>          for her.

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>   HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

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>         Show up naked.

>         Bring beer.